Have I got a deal for you!

So, today, yet another shining example of how the stupidest among us obscenely succeed on pure unadulterated luck.

A client phones in advising me that 1) she knows she paid $40K more for a lot than its fair market value, 2) that she paid the money to the seller before the lot was even transferred into the names of her and her husband, and 3) that she knows the document will most likely bounce at the local registry office, rendering her $190K short and without so much as a lot to show for it.

She KNOWS all of this and is FINE with it.

I do not have the words, dear Readers, to express nor articulate the apoplectic shock I am in right now. Scarier still, she has reproduced. Likely her offspring are of voting age.

Awesome, huh?